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Loneliness -


TAGS: loneliness charles bukowski
Rating: 4.85/5

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chickenlittle - September 27, 2013, 12:01 am
This poster makes me want to go visit a nursing home or hospice and just talk to someone who is feeling that kind of lonliness.
Airman - September 26, 2013, 7:08 pm
very nice
mariand - September 26, 2013, 3:10 pm
brilliant
GaryO - September 26, 2013, 8:25 am
Bukoski. A gritty read, whatever he wrote. One of my heroes. 5L
Reality Lord - September 26, 2013, 7:04 am

greatness


MANLINESS - As If wearing the kilt wasn't manly enough, let's toss a 20 foot tall tree.


TAGS: kilted manliness caber tosser
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by Dragonfyre

tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 10:58 am
"Ey, lookit is wee lil' cutie pointy stick. Nae lad, put down that Javvy-lynn and lemmie show you how a MAN does it."
Rick69 - February 20, 2012, 5:15 pm
"Fcuk yeah! Let's rip this tree apart. . . oh shizzle, it was a telephone line tower. . . Well, at least this won't make headLINES. . ." Ye5, my inner Scottish compelled me to make a random shiety joke that really has nothing much to do with Scots XD
Budog - February 20, 2012, 3:43 am
It is a kilt dammit! It is only a skirt if you wear underwear...
rachelhorses123 - February 19, 2012, 1:54 pm
Excuse me while I recover myself from falling off this sofa. Hilarious!


LOST LUGGAGE -




LONELINESS -


TAGS: loneliness fish sea loser
Rating: 4.32/5

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Verdeckt - May 10, 2011, 4:20 am
5 "ugly sticks" for you...
forseti - May 10, 2011, 3:15 am
Maybe your fishing pole is way too short?!


STAYING SINGLE -


TAGS: bachelor single relationship old loneliness
Rating: 4.91/5

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CherokeeChuck - February 20, 2013, 11:41 am
Yeah, growing old naturally without a woman to hack on him more than likely gave him a few MORE years to live! Nothin' wrong with this picture. 5L
Cubbybear - September 27, 2010, 10:43 am
The irony of it all is staying single allowed him to grow old naturally...5/5
forseti - September 27, 2010, 9:18 am
and with "pull my finger" you probably mean "pull my stinger"?! 5L to the lonely heart
GreyScorpion - September 27, 2010, 8:36 am
it's not any fun being alone...nobody to lean over and say "pull my finger" to.5L


INDIVIDUALITY VS CONFORMITY -


TAGS: individuality conformity childhood loner lonliness
Rating: 4.93/5

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MashiMashi - September 19, 2012, 1:07 pm
It's bette to be BATMAN!!


Alone -


TAGS: individuality loneliness huxley
Rating: 4.7/5

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Reality Lord - July 15, 2013, 9:54 pm

these just keep getting better.


REGRET - Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had?


TAGS: regret crush loneliness lost love
Rating: 4.63/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2013, 2:37 am
I have never regretted saying anything ever - except to my wife. Letting it build up gives you constipation.
gas - January 27, 2012, 3:51 pm
regret vs remorse..


ROMANTIC SUNSETS - Not for you. For you - only rainy days. And miserable loneliness.


TAGS: romantic sunsets rainy days miserable loneliness rnr
Rating: 2.41/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 3, 2008, 1:10 am
I don't. Is it from a film? How many words? Can we play charades?
Sean - October 2, 2008, 7:15 pm
Uhmm, still here ... c'mon, somebody has to recognize this window ...
AdAm - October 2, 2008, 6:44 pm
that's what this site used to be. not stupid sh*t like we always get subjected to. way to take it back to the roots RnR
RnR - September 5, 2008, 11:21 am
erm, i borrowed the picture :s
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 5, 2008, 11:16 am
RnR, did you take this picture? It's striking. BTW, great demotivation!
RnR - September 5, 2008, 6:19 am
It's a Belgian window...
Sean - September 5, 2008, 1:29 am
(But seriously, if your recognise this window, then call your mom now and tell her to untie me and let me the f*** out ... I gotta get to work ... please.)
Sean - September 5, 2008, 12:48 am
(Hey motifakers, doesn't that just look so much like the window ... of your parent's basement -- as seen from the inside?)
Sean - September 5, 2008, 12:46 am
(Great.)


LONELINESS - If you feel lonely, look in the mirror. You're probably a freak.


TAGS: lonely loneliness demotivational
Rating: 2.85/5

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Nobody - October 6, 2008, 7:45 pm
Hah, awesome. Demotivation at it's classiest. Well done.
Sean - July 31, 2008, 5:12 pm
This one great. Excellent picture and perfect delivery.


ITS LIKE MUSIC TO MY EARS -


TAGS: put off everything deadlines
Rating: 4.45/5

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Claire - March 25, 2011, 9:56 pm
I like the picture you chose. It fits. 5L from me.
Anonymous2 - March 25, 2011, 9:12 pm
Douglas Adams FTW!
spacedog - March 24, 2011, 7:08 pm
Nice one.


HABITUATION -


TAGS: loneliness company miss
Rating: 4.8/5

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Rhovanmark - February 15, 2012, 8:34 pm
Awesome.
mariand - July 18, 2011, 4:44 pm
I like it...
gas - July 12, 2011, 5:39 pm
thanks!
spacedog - July 12, 2011, 5:36 pm
Beautiful! 5L


THE FUTURE - Nuclear war?! Global warming?! Terrorism?! No… Only cold loneliness.


TAGS: future loneliness
Rating: 3.79/5

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maoworks2 - December 4, 2015, 3:55 pm
Got That !
spacedog - March 10, 2010, 5:48 pm
Nice demotivator.


OBVIOUSNESS - Some people just can't resist it.




LONELINESS -




DATING -




CROSSING THE LINE - There is a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.


TAGS: lines cuddling holding teddies mice
Rating: 4.86/5

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MissPriss - June 15, 2012, 5:02 pm
Thanks spacedog. I'm usually not the mushy type but this pic was too cute to pass up. Besides think this the 1st time I've seen one that wasn't stuck in a trap (muhahaha)
spacedog - June 15, 2012, 11:48 am
5L here too.


I DON'T THINK I'D LIKE TO BE GOD -


TAGS: loneliness alone god almighty peter o toole as dr harry wolper
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by suenero

Hawamleh - February 4, 2011, 10:16 am
Great.
coldinjected - February 4, 2011, 6:50 am
Here's one from the past that could use a bump. Love the text!!
spacedog - October 16, 2010, 2:43 pm
Nice one.
rerun - October 16, 2010, 4:05 am

pretty dark & deep. like it
Reality Lord - October 15, 2010, 10:58 pm

very nice dude.


LIFE - has been preparing me for the inevitable, because in the end we all die alone.


TAGS: homeless life death loneliness
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Discordia

ughomer - June 2, 2012, 6:18 am
Nice first poster, Disc.
rerun - June 1, 2012, 7:10 pm

No, thank you. It is posters like this that originally brought me to this site years ago. Keep them coming.
Discordia - June 1, 2012, 7:07 pm
Thank you.
rerun - June 1, 2012, 5:27 pm

perfectly depressing, 5L


LONELINESS - Behind my smile is everything you’ll never understand.




YOUR MOM - Jokes with that punchline are about as old as....well, your mom.


TAGS: mom jokes old punchlines mother
Rating: 4.32/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:09 pm
D*MN! That's pretty stinkin' old!


LT DAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? - I'm trying out my sea legs But you ain't got no legs Lt Dan Yes I know. You wrote me a letter, idiot


TAGS: movie lines
Rating: 3.58/5

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THE MOVIES -


TAGS: loneliness sad hapiness depression hammy
Rating: 4.68/5

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Hawamleh - February 8, 2011, 8:44 am
the sad thing is that it comes from real life situations...
Reality Lord - February 7, 2011, 7:37 pm

doubling up on my meds after this one....argh!
Iconoclast - February 7, 2011, 7:14 pm
Great caption, perfect for the picture, 5 popcorn buckets
Hawamleh - February 7, 2011, 6:15 pm
thank you.
TheOne - February 7, 2011, 3:49 pm
Your demotivational skills are very intense, I respect that.
Hawamleh - February 7, 2011, 2:34 pm
thank you
CANADA - February 7, 2011, 1:12 pm
thats a really good poster hammy!
Hawamleh - February 7, 2011, 8:34 am
your comments are enough mates :D
Derek - February 7, 2011, 2:44 am
I feel forced to agree.
pieman - February 7, 2011, 2:11 am
Ow! Why so low Timmies? This is Motifake perfection. I am demotivated.


TARGETING SYSTEMS - Maybe all we needed was some guide lines.




CATS IN THE CRADLE -


TAGS: aging retirement lonliness birthday sadness
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - January 5, 2013, 8:55 pm
I'm in the same boat... :(
maoworks2 - January 5, 2013, 4:26 pm
That's What I Get Now Very Good 5 Forgotten L mao.


THE CRYING GAME -




DEPTH -


TAGS: depth reading between the lines change hammy
Rating: 4.63/5

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Hawamleh - October 10, 2010, 3:58 pm
I pm'd you, but i will thank you here as well.
Reality Lord - October 10, 2010, 9:54 am

how is it that a 15yr old man comes up with these jewels? awesome hammy....5 solid


FOLSOM PRISON BLUES -




LONELINESS - it's the feeling you get when she says I dont love you anymore




HEY LADIES - How would you like to sit on my lap and discuss anything that comes up?


TAGS: doomed pick up lines
Rating: 3.7/5

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Anonymous2 - August 14, 2010, 9:30 pm
Tryal, first, if the line is said wrong, it's doomed. Second, if you get a tr***, whatever pops up first might not be yours...
tryal - August 14, 2010, 5:12 pm
1L... its supposed to be "hey baby why dont you sit on my lap and we can talk about whatever pops up first"


THE YEAR OF LIVING DANGEROUSLY -




STAND BY ME -




WAY OF TRACK -


TAGS: rail lines
Rating: 4.7/5

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Faceplant31 - September 11, 2010, 5:50 pm
Perfect! 5L flint
rerun - September 11, 2010, 3:48 pm

nice twist there flint, keep up the goods


LONELY IS THE NIGHT -


TAGS: insanity craziness asylum demons lonliness
Rating: 4.69/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 2, 2013, 6:34 pm
Laces out!


PICK UP LINES -


TAGS: pick up lines date love
Rating: 4.61/5

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silentexploding - November 6, 2011, 12:31 pm
How much does a polar bear weigh? How much? Enough to break the ice!


OFFICE POLITICS #4 - I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.


TAGS: deadlines office
Rating: 4.4/5

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Anonymous2 - September 10, 2010, 12:29 pm
Douglas Adams for the win!


READ BETWEEN THE LINES - It's okay if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right.


TAGS: read between the lines agree
Rating: 4.3/5

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spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:33 am
I see what you did there 5LL's/5L


THEY MIGHT RALLY -


TAGS: sports fans loyalty loneliness win
Rating: 3.67/5

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forseti - January 26, 2012, 1:11 pm
9 pm at a nickelback concert...
MashiMashi - January 20, 2012, 1:54 pm
and the packers
maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 1:13 pm
You Mean Like The LIons?


LONELINESS - I'm only cruel to others So I can believe I chose to make them leave


TAGS: loneliness demotivate
Rating: 4.88/5

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jackandsally - April 21, 2012, 2:10 am
I LIKE IT
maoworks2 - April 19, 2012, 7:06 am
So True !


IDLE HANDS - are the devil's workshop


TAGS: cranky greeny pong bash silliness
Rating: 4.2/5

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Sho - June 20, 2012, 12:34 pm
Lmao. Do more of these. 5Lols
Greeny - June 19, 2012, 10:38 pm
That game was great for eye-hand coordination. By the way, don't ever mention that on a resume...


MANLY - Mantracker is a real man. Man enough to be a Greybeard. Not man enough to be a Motifake.


TAGS: mantracker grey manliness
Rating: 3.25/5

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Losifer - April 1, 2011, 10:36 pm
I dunno, he catches bad guys with a horse and tracking skills, and he could catch any of us if he felt like it, and probably get away with whatever he wanted afterwards. I wouldn't question his manhood.


when a stranger calls.. updated -


TAGS: stranger calls landlines
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 1, 2013, 10:14 pm
5L…..note to self; suppress urge to hunt for moist underthingies
MissPriss - August 1, 2013, 7:09 pm
Price5less...now excuse me while I go get some dry underthingies!


He Said What? -


TAGS: puick up lines for complete idiots
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 17, 2014, 11:49 pm
Oh go ahead...you're Jesus, you're kinda like a cat...what life are you on now? Love the 5 full sized cats, thanks!
JesusWept - January 17, 2014, 3:48 pm
Hmm...i think i'll try that one sometime hehe. L L L L L


sometimes -


TAGS: silliness
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - July 12, 2014, 12:59 pm
Ok, who left the liquor cabinet unlocked again...


Male or Female -




BEREFT -


TAGS: sadness loneliness memory ocean desert
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - October 1, 2012, 9:30 am
Thanks guys. I'm glad you like it.
gas - September 30, 2012, 8:50 pm
indeed.. can't find words that would do justice to it. 5&fav
GaryO - September 30, 2012, 6:57 pm
THAT….is one beautiful composition.
rerun - September 30, 2012, 4:29 pm

understatement of the day. Amesome
Reality Lord - September 30, 2012, 3:38 pm

frickin....wow. awesome


MOTIFAKE INTERNATIONAL AIRLINE -


TAGS: pzy motifake international airlines airman
Rating: 4.91/5

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Airman - May 26, 2011, 12:24 pm
i think it add5 something to the trip


MALFUNCTION -


TAGS: mspaint help lines
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 22, 2013, 9:47 am
Maybe if she wasn't wearing such tight jeans...?
Swampfox - March 22, 2013, 3:01 am
Wow! That azz goes all the way down to her knees.
MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:09 am
Nope not on backwards...just shifted.
MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:09 am
Hun...ain't nothing available for a puter that's gonna help...teehee
MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:07 am
Stare at the poster for 10 seconds and see what happens...the image gets burned into your retina!
MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:06 am
I know! The image only seems to get bigger Papa!
GaryO - March 19, 2013, 9:01 pm
True, but MSpaint is improved…aaaaand, a bit of help with Gimp (free) does a lot…if you don’t care to lay out the cash. BTW, Virginia there seems to have her hind end on backwards. Correction, West Virginia
mariand - March 19, 2013, 8:47 pm
MS paint is outdated...for better results use ph**oshop...
Greeny - March 19, 2013, 7:19 pm
Holy Cow!
PapaFox - March 19, 2013, 4:45 pm
Yikes!


OWNER OF A LONELY HEART -


TAGS: love relationship lonliness music emo
Rating: 4.86/5

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Greybeard - January 20, 2013, 8:46 am
Thank you for the great rating. I have never had the pleasure of seeing them in concert but sure spent alot of time listening to their album Yes Songs. :)
ughomer - January 20, 2013, 8:30 am
Saw these guys in concert in the mid-nineties. 5L - YES!


SOLO DECISIONS -


TAGS: lonliness dumped life choices
Rating: 4.8/5

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Faceplant31 - October 19, 2010, 10:05 am
Awesome 5L


Abstain -




DIRTY LAUNDRY -




MELANCHOLY -




SEAN -


TAGS: greatness lonliness warped sean peewee
Rating: 4.69/5

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CANADA - November 24, 2010, 11:55 pm
HA!
Airman - November 24, 2010, 1:06 pm
LOL
Cubbybear - November 24, 2010, 9:48 am
Pee Wee FTW!
GreyScorpion - November 24, 2010, 8:43 am
5 Big Adventures


FROWNING -




Cleanliness vs. Godliness -




POVERTY -


TAGS: harry chapin the shortest story lines from
Rating: 4.55/5

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babyface55 - June 28, 2011, 10:16 pm
eww ........ bugs.....
jameswnash - August 23, 2010, 11:58 pm
Deep brother, that's deep... 5 flies for you


YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED - some bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens


TAGS: headlines
Rating: 4.55/5

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thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 10:52 am
I see.
GreyScorpion - March 30, 2010, 11:22 am
LOL!! 5L


TALENT -


TAGS: headlines day dont spill the coffee in the company car
Rating: 4.4/5

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GreyScorpion - March 30, 2010, 11:40 pm
60 Minutes passed on your dedemption story, Jerry Springer said he'd air it on Tuesday
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 9:11 pm
WFT, you say?
rerun - March 30, 2010, 9:10 pm

WFT? Where is the rest of the article? I know I redeemed myself
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 9:05 pm
Amsome GS, simply Amsome!!!
spacedog - March 30, 2010, 8:22 pm
Wow! Excellent work GS, 5++.
Faceplant31 - March 30, 2010, 12:39 pm
GOLD! 5L
lesterinside - March 30, 2010, 12:32 pm
Pure Talent Grey. 5L!
R.S.Jake - March 30, 2010, 12:22 pm
Dangit Grey! I am going to get 'talked to' if I keep laughing at work!


LONELY RICE KRISPIES -


TAGS: loneliness rice krispies conversation
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

spacedog - January 18, 2013, 6:00 pm
Nicely done. 5L
GaryO - January 12, 2013, 3:17 pm
Yeah, she’s like that, insatiable. I sure loved that Uk accent on the ol’ whoor….rather fetching; ‘If you’d luyke to make a cuall…’....I've still got her on speed dial
Silverheart - January 12, 2013, 1:40 pm

Been there. She was clearly flirting when she said to dial again, so I hit redial. Still have her number, if you want it.
GaryO - January 12, 2013, 8:28 am
I’ve been lonely enough to listen to; ‘If you’d like to make a call, please hang up and dial again’…thought she was pretty h** at the time
falloutghoul - January 12, 2013, 8:19 am
CRACKLE!
GaryO - January 11, 2013, 8:56 am
SNAP!
caveman - January 10, 2013, 10:44 pm
It's so obscure i must 5 five lonely rice krispies


SORRY TIMMY - We Don't Make The Rules We Just Enforce Them


TAGS: moderator enforcing google nsfw guidlines
Rating: 4.36/5

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forseti - May 22, 2010, 4:28 am
surely true, but i'd rejected it as "not funny enough". Proof that you're right. ;)
agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 10:51 pm
Some of usmake up rules just so we can enforce them... but it's an aggy thing.
Zealot - May 21, 2010, 9:50 pm
invader zim :)


GOOD NEWS -




DEFROST CYCLE -


TAGS: au naturale loneliness
Rating: 4.28/5

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agdaniele - April 8, 2010, 1:10 am
Wow. *Shivers regal*
Sean - April 7, 2010, 9:27 pm
Wow. *shivers*
BoneCD - April 7, 2010, 7:34 pm
thanks guys
CANADA - April 7, 2010, 6:06 pm
the best one yet! 5L
Faceplant31 - April 7, 2010, 4:29 pm
Amsome twist bone. 5cycles for you sir


MOTIFAKE REASONS FOR REJECTION - Not in poster format Not funny/demotivational enough Because I'm a mod damn it!


TAGS: guidelines moderators motifake
Rating: 4.25/5

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MissPriss - May 25, 2014, 3:34 pm
Because the only other gal with a warped sense of humour wasn't in the mod seat at the time...yes I'm talking about you rerun...oops..lg.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2014, 1:25 pm
Because I was too tired and I sleep posted? Drunk posted? It seemed like a “good idea at the time" post? :-D


IT WAS ONLY 2ND GRADE - but it set the tone for Agdaniele to become President of the Breakfast Club 9 years later


TAGS: didn t color between the lines either
Rating: 4/5

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agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 8:13 pm
Thinking outside the box? It's a crime.


THE HEADLINES -


TAGS: march calendar 2010 headlines hemlines necklines jawlines clothesline lifeline
Rating: 4/5

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Mongo - May 19, 2010, 11:16 am
Flattered and happy to be back....now fully aware of how things operate around here.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:11 am
I got on to crashedmonkey for having multiple aliases... And then you got online... And I was trying to get your attention. That's all.
Mongo - May 19, 2010, 11:06 am
I don't get it....very confused, remember, I was in solitary confinement for a week.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:03 am
Read on down if you haven't yet. LoL
Mongo - May 19, 2010, 11:02 am
Hi
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 9:55 am
Mongo, if you don't say hi, the crashed monkey gets it. :P
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 9:31 am
But... but... AWWWWWWWWWW! :'(
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 9:29 am
That's your motherly instincts TOC........Cut that out already!
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 8:47 am
Aw, Mongo left. :( I was hoping for a nice happy reunion or something.
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 8:46 am
Crashedmonkey, Mongo! You are online at the same time!
lesterinside - March 30, 2010, 12:39 pm
That's the reason i quit my last last job. i am not allowed to do anything while the customer is beating the **** out of me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 30, 2010, 12:19 pm
But mostly I do nothing.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 30, 2010, 12:18 pm
No....Not even close.......What I do is more like "Beat the **** out of the customer" service.
lesterinside - March 30, 2010, 12:13 pm
you're in Customer Service too?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 30, 2010, 11:59 am
I don't have much of a choice......it's either work or starve.....And I have a habit to support.
lesterinside - March 30, 2010, 11:55 am
The last time i worked i got fired. For trying.
lesterinside - March 30, 2010, 11:54 am
That's bad!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 30, 2010, 11:53 am
Working......Ugggghhhhhhh.
lesterinside - March 30, 2010, 11:52 am
moooooooooooo where have you been.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 30, 2010, 11:48 am
I don't know Bovee...that last one seemed racially motivated.
Bovee - March 30, 2010, 11:13 am
i was to quick to attack. sorry. just seen this to much in my short time here. and all my attacks are in good fun anyway.
lesterinside - March 30, 2010, 10:45 am
Hit you at the forum again crashed. Thanks for commenting. T.O.C. she is nice. I also encourage you to create poster. Have a nice day.
Crashedmonkey - March 30, 2010, 10:33 am
Well, thank you guys for not jumping on the attack, i know it looks read bad, but really the only name i ever use for ANYTHING at all is this one, ive had this logon/sn since i was like 13 for games and save files and everything
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 10:33 am
Indeed. It is also noteworthy that of the registered names, none have a warning or ban record. :)
lesterinside - March 30, 2010, 10:31 am
I guess that was not necessary crashed since you're kind enough to answer to the allegations pleasantly.
Crashedmonkey - March 30, 2010, 10:26 am
and yes i posted my work number and yes i know how easy it is to mess with but i dont really care, thats why i have the "mute" b***on and caller id
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 10:25 am
...Particularly anyone using the names I mentioned.
Crashedmonkey - March 30, 2010, 10:23 am
Well hey, IF ANYONE READING THIS IS PART OF FISC NORFOLK, HIT UP SEAMAN VALDEZ, IM PART OF PMO, 4432396, YOU KNOW THE AREA CODE AND IM IN THE GLOBAL FOR EMAIL
Crashedmonkey - March 30, 2010, 10:21 am
person
Crashedmonkey - March 30, 2010, 10:21 am
I will try to find these people. Im a part of one command here of like 15 people, and theres another 9 commands with 30 or more people attached to this floor alone, the building is about six stories high and were ALL on one network and there a comp per
lesterinside - March 30, 2010, 10:20 am
Yes, Crashedmonkey. But i'm sure you understand the consequences this. if one of those aliases does something cute the blame falls on you.
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 10:18 am
I still say you should search out whoever is Mongo. LoL They must be nearby since your IPs are the same... That would just be weird. I keep hoping nobody from school finds the site so I don't get someone else's alias stuck to me.
Crashedmonkey - March 30, 2010, 10:15 am
*ack* i r not mongo
lesterinside - March 30, 2010, 10:12 am
Mongo. I'm sure i read it somewhere but not in the headlines. d*** those barbiturates.
Crashedmonkey - March 30, 2010, 10:01 am
*fact not face
Crashedmonkey - March 30, 2010, 10:01 am
but they werent there before this morning, im tellin yall, its not me, its the face im using this computer
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 9:55 am
There's actually quite a few more aliases I found as well.
Crashedmonkey - March 30, 2010, 9:46 am
Seriously, I dont like, but im using a work computer in a building with ALLOT of people all on the same network, I only use one name for EVERYTHING and thats this one.
Bovee - March 30, 2010, 9:45 am
wow that is a lot. maybe he is bipolar.
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 9:35 am
USN, Pitbulownr... How many of these do you have?!?
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 9:35 am
And cavalla boy, Waterterd, NY, and elwood blues. Jeebus.
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 9:34 am
Interesting. You are also: scott, dave, kyle., Muffin, Mack, todd snyder, ???, and north star.
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 9:29 am
You and your aliases. That's uncool, dude.
Crashedmonkey - March 30, 2010, 9:27 am
I kinda really wanna read this story now...


HEADLINES -


TAGS: headlines
Rating: 3.88/5

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MORE UNWRITTEN RULES - As an addendum to poster #66651.


TAGS: fail owned rules timmy jerk anonymous loser guidelines
Rating: 3.86/5

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spacedog - October 29, 2010, 11:47 pm
The sequel is good too.
MO - April 21, 2010, 3:20 pm
Part deux.
omnia - November 15, 2009, 5:53 am
typo
TheTrashHeap - November 14, 2009, 9:58 am
rules are made to be broken.....by greybeards and mods. Also you spelled greybeard wrong!
omnia - November 14, 2009, 9:27 am
to bad most people don't follow these rules. even the greyboeards and mods ignore rule 2. (i can be a bit of a rule nazi somethimes)
MO - November 1, 2009, 8:17 pm
Read these as well plant. So next time someone criticizes one of your crappy posters don't go bombing their entire collection 10 minutes later. It's pretty obvious.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 3:05 pm
lol I've broken the tags rule several times. It just never occurs to me when posting. This is so informative, and life changing. 5/5
BoneCD - September 18, 2009, 6:58 pm
words to live by...thanks again for the addendum to the original great poster Jmac
RON - September 18, 2009, 6:49 pm
thanks Mr. Jmac0585.
CANADA - September 18, 2009, 6:38 pm
post this one on the home page along with the other


COME ON LADIES! -


TAGS: movie lines dirty dancing kellermans
Rating: 3.75/5

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BoneCD - March 9, 2010, 3:43 pm
I use to buy Shake-a-Puddin' just to watch my wife make herself dessert


TAN LINES - The body's way of saying ...you're done!




REALITY -




PROTOCOL -




WHEN SEAN GETS AGITATED - Aggy is always there to calm him down




HEY MAN I HAVE A NEW PICK UP LINE - I'm gonna try on those girls over there. What is it? "Mind if I hang out here til it clears out over there where I farted?


TAGS: doomed pick up lines
Rating: 2.33/5

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Feasibly - August 14, 2010, 10:54 pm
Was it not doomed enough?


3 LINES MAX - I think the frog overdid it !!




TWA - towards the end, it looked like this


TAGS: twa airlines planes jets
Rating: 1.24/5
Geek - August 5, 2008, 4:48 pm
Do they serve TWA-Tea on those flights ?
K-Ro - July 30, 2008, 1:41 am
Looked like a DC-9 or American airlines?


Listen -




Virtue -




Welcome To The Soldier Side -


TAGS: ptsd emptiness lonliness veteran military
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 8, 2015, 2:01 am
The rough part of living to a ripe old age is: None of your friends come to your funeral.
Greeny - November 7, 2015, 2:24 pm
amsome


Fish Pick Up Lines -




Waiting In Line -




SELF-DECEPTION -


TAGS: lonliness isolation alcoholism estrangement
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - October 16, 2016, 3:28 am
UP yours


Determination -


TAGS: reference new jungle book movie priss pick up lines rejection theory
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 13, 2016, 1:22 pm
Was that a subtle hint disguised as a comment king jeebus lol.
JesusWept - April 13, 2016, 1:10 pm
Guess you have to look for the king of the swingers, whoa XD


Pushing the Envelope -


TAGS: tv shows legal silliness bs
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - July 9, 2017, 10:26 pm

I'm willing to give her a sh**. I think she'd be perfect.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 9, 2017, 12:10 pm
Not sure, because I don't think anybody would be really paying attention to what's being signed. :D But I think it would be difficult for her to sign on account of 'parts' getting in her way.
Silverheart - July 8, 2017, 6:37 pm

You need to be a bit more specific - the h** signer should be, or be similar to, Denise Milani. Agreed?


And I'd give up forever to touch you -


TAGS: wife death lonliness
Rating: 5/5

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spanko - November 6, 2014, 8:49 am
TYVM
maoworks2 - November 6, 2014, 8:47 am
That's A Sad One .
Thedge - November 6, 2014, 2:38 am
5L
Thedge - November 6, 2014, 2:37 am
I don't want to think about it.


Sympathy -


TAGS: inanimate objects signs loneliness disturbing
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 7, 2016, 8:58 pm
Glad you like it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 7, 2016, 8:58 pm
Exactly why I HATED working at night. The customers were creepy, but they come and go. It was the eerie coworkers who were there for the night, wondering through the store looking for the porthole to the reach the other side . . . Sorry, I've been scarred
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 7, 2016, 8:48 pm
So do I. XD
concern3 - November 3, 2016, 4:13 am
I hate when that happens, UP yours
mizzdizz - November 3, 2016, 12:38 am
LOL!!!! Makes you wonder what happens after hours, when the lights are low and everybody's gone for the night....!!!!! ^!


Subjectivity -


TAGS: beauty ugliness unique subjective sophistication
Rating: 4.59/5

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mizzdizz - February 12, 2016, 7:41 am
That pic did cross my mind!!!!LOL!
Pushkin - February 11, 2016, 11:25 am
You're right. He looks like an emaciated Lion. I thought it was just a funny looking Cat.
Pushkin - February 11, 2016, 11:24 am
Very funny. But if you think that's cute, you should see him fly.
mizzdizz - February 11, 2016, 2:16 am
AWWWWWWW! Thanks! Its even a redhead! chuckle, chuckle
EmilioDumphque - February 11, 2016, 2:10 am
Lion face....with ears.
Reality Lord - February 10, 2016, 11:50 am

d*** cutest bat i have ever seen
Pushkin - February 10, 2016, 10:22 am
Thanks, mizzdizz. I knew you'd like it. This one's dedicated to you.
mizzdizz - February 10, 2016, 7:13 am
Those ears! So ugly its adorable! Great choice, Push! 5L!


stranded -


TAGS: stranded stuck flooded solitude loneliness
Rating: 4.5/5

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mizzdizz - January 17, 2016, 1:46 pm
LOL! Very funny, Rerun! 5L!
spacedog - January 17, 2016, 10:18 am
Nice.


New Era caps -


TAGS: caps hats manliness non bronies new era
Rating: 4/5

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GaryO - February 27, 2016, 9:02 am
Really? Looks like a kiddie site is now required


Wealth vs Ugliness -


TAGS: wealth ugliness kellly osbourne
Rating: 3.5/5

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mizzdizz - June 14, 2015, 4:20 am
WOW! Goth done WRONG! She normally nails her weird and wild looks perfectly. This is a fashion felony! 5L JW! Yes, enough money will even make this look h**!


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